Pappu: Papa Agar Aapko 10 Aur 5 Rupaye Raste Men Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Not Uthaoge? Santa: 10 Rupaye Ka! Pappu: Isliye Aap Par Jok Bante Hai Donon Bhi To Utha Sakte The!
Guru: Bachchoonbir Rahim Aur Mera Ka Koi Doha Sunao! Pappu: Ganga Ke Ghat Pe Ghatna Ghati Gambhir Rahim Le Gaya Mera Ki Pappi Aur Fas Gae Sant Kabir!
Santa: Nalayak Itni Raat Ko Kahan Se A Raha Hai? Pappu: Apni Garlfrend Se Milne Gaya Tha Santa: Kis Liye? Pappu: Ha Papa 78 Kis To Le Hi Liye
Pappu: Papa Raat Ko Maine Ek Sapna Dekha Aapne Mujhe 10 Rupaye Diye Hain Santa: Chal Aat Aana Jeb Kharch Katkar Sadhe Nau Rupaye Wapis Kar
Pappu Apne Pita Santa Se: Kya Batau Papa Samne Wale Makan Me Ek Ladki Har Roz Khidki Men Se Rumal Hilati Hai Par Khidaki Ka Shisha Kabhi Nahi Kholti Santa: Bahko Mat Bete Vah Tujhe Dekh Kar Rumal Nahi Hilati Darasal Vah Is Makan Ki Naukarani Hai Jo Roz Khidki Ke Shishe Saaf Karti Hai